Your Happy Deal™ Starts Here
Real numbers. No pressure. Zero sting.
You shouldn’t have to beg a dealership to be honest with you.
You shouldn’t have to “go back and forth” like it’s 1997.
You shouldn’t sit there wondering, “Am I getting taken?”
Mr. Dibee 🐝 pulls back the curtain before you ever talk to a salesperson.
In minutes, you’ll see:
The actual lowest price they can sell or lease that new car for
Every fee laid out clearly, down to the penny
A real monthly payment that makes sense — not “dealer math”
You get truth first. They have to play by your number.
Enter the VIN and your details
Mr. Dibee quietly pulls your car’s real dealer cost — not the “starting price,” not the ad price, the real floor
“Start My Happy Deal”
Step 2 – Bee-lieve the Numbers
You get your Happy Deal Price™ — itemized, clean, and human.
No mystery junk fees, no dealer tricks, no “that’s just how it is.
Step 3 – Bee the Boss
You get a ready-to-send email script.
You copy + paste. Dealers compete for your business at your number.
You stay home.
Your Happy Deal™ includes:
Your car’s lowest real price (lease, finance, or cash)
A clean monthly payment breakdown that makes sense
All fees — and which ones are nonsense
“Here’s what you should pay, not a dollar more.”
Plus:
Your email script to send to any dealer you want
Exact wording to hold the line without sounding confrontational
A built-in “no games” boundary
So you walk in — or have it delivered — with zero anxiety.
You’re not guessing anymore. You’re walking in with proof.
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Before you sign anything, we’ll quietly review the dealer’s final quote for you.
We’ll circle anything that shouldn’t be there, or that looks like “dealer padding.”
We’ll help you respond — calmly, confidently — before you get stung.
No drama. No confrontation.
Just, “Actually, that fee isn’t applicable. Please remove it.”
Simple — You send us the quote.
Safe — We flag what’s not fair.
Sting-free — You sign only when it feels right.
You’re Not Alone in the Showroom Anymore
Car buyers have always had to walk in hoping they wouldn’t get taken.
That ends here.
Mr. Dibee is your calm in the chaos —
your little advocate in a black-and-white bow tie
who makes sure you know the truth first,
so no one can talk circles around you.
Don’t let them rush you.
Don’t let them confuse you.
Don’t let them sting your wallet.
Bee Smart. Bee Calm. Don’t Worry-Buy Happy.™
🐝 Get Your Happy Deal™ Now
No dealership. No pressure. No sting.
Just tell Mr. Dibee what car you want — he’ll pull your real dealer number, down to the penny.
Fast. Fair. Final. From Your Hive. 🐝
Get your Happy Deal™ in minutes — before you ever step foot inside a dealership.
You’ll get your Happy Deal™ price by email.
We don’t sell your info. We don’t sell cars. We protect buyers.
$49 one-time. You stay in control.
Contact Mr. Dibee Directly
Have a Question? Ask Mr. Dibee!
Need help finding your VIN? Curious about your lease options? Mr. Dibee and his team are always buzzing around to help.
Email: info@cardibs.com
