You Don’t Have to Go In Alone.
Before you walk into a dealership, you deserve to know the truth, the real numbers, and what to say.
That’s why Mr. Dibee exists.
Car dealers do this all day.
You don’t.
They talk fast. They move papers. They make “today only” sound urgent.
We slow that down.
Here’s what you get with us:
Real dealer pricing in plain English — no mystery math.
Exact fees, payments, and taxes — all itemized down to the penny.
Scripted replies you can use so you never feel cornered.
Backup if they try to sting you before you sign.
You’re not walking in there hoping.
You’re walking in there knowing.
Who This Is For ? 🐝
You’re about to buy or lease a new car.
You don’t trust the numbers the dealer gave you.
You don’t speak “finance office.”
You just want the best final number — fast — without drama.
Who This Is Not For 🚫
People who want to argue in the showroom.
People who like “surprises” in their payment.
People who are okay guessing.
Because this isn’t guessing.
This is control.
Before You Reach Out, Know This:
We’re not a dealership.
We’re not trying to “get you in today.”
We don’t sell your info.
We don’t send pushy salespeople to call you 7 times.
We do one thing:
We protect you from overpaying.
That’s it.
When you message us, all you’re asking is:
“Can you help me get my Happy Deal™ and keep me from getting stung?”
And the answer is always:
Yes. That’s what we’re here for.
Talk to Mr. Dibee Before You Sign Anything 🐝
Send us your info and the car you’re looking at.
We’ll pull the real dealer number and build your Happy Deal™.
You’ll get:
Your real price — not the ad price.
Your real payment — not guesswork.
What to say back to the dealer — word for word.
No arguing. No back-and-forth.
Just, “Here’s what works for me.”
Your Info Stays in the Hive. 🐝
We don’t sell your request.
We don’t blast it to 10 dealerships.
We don’t pressure you to “pick a car today.”
We just build your Happy Deal™
and hand it to you — so you walk in calm, protected, and in control.
Don’t Worry. Buy Happy.™
